Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
not ubering you a puppy
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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