Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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