i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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