Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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