Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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