Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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