I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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