Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His nipple licking is glorious
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