Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
