we're blogging at a bar
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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