Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
