I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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