but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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