i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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