When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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