I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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