At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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