Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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