Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
a search helicopter?!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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