so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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