idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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