Jerry, you need to find god
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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