left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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