How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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