I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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