We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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