I want to walk on stilts...naked
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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