so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
