yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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