where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
