do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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