I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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