Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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