So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i think i just lost a toe
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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