I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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