Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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