Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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