dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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