can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
