She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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