i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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