I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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