I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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