So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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