yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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