I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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