hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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