Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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