i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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