Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
