Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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