i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
