I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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