Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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