Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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