I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He better not be in your backpack
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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